rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

(via crrocs)

squearnish:

"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

(Source: cyberist, via nazgvl)

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

(via bullied)

Does anyone else think that if they have a really embarrassing/painful accident they would just pretend to pass out until they got to hospital?

"aw that sucks :("
- me as a professional therapist (via hotdaughter)

(Source: losergirlfriend, via hate)

prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

(via chexbex)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via noxiously)

My YouTube app kept playing even when I closed it so I thought they’d finally updated it but I didn’t do it when I went to the next song and now I’m not sure if I just imagined it or not

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

(via unsuccessfulblogger)

rikkipoynter:

hamburgerboogie:

Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re on your lady week.

"When you’re on your lady week."

Someone date this guy already.

(via weeping-will0w)

skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

(via feat)

Legit just had the best day ever

So on Saturday I spent a solid 7 hours in bed with him
And by in bed I mean just sleeping, cuddling and kissing, not sex
And I swear to god it has given me enough happy to last a week